My name is Katie. I'm nineteen. That's about it.
So is it wildly inappropriate for my pregnancy announcement photos to say:
OUT OF A VAGINA NEAR YOU
WHEN BABY ATTACKS
gonna go shopping with my mom for clothes that fit over my baby bump <3
you are my sunshine
my only sunshine
you make me happy
when skies are gray
you’ll never know dear
how much i love you
please dont take
my sunshine away
this is the most beautiful post i have ever seen I’m my life
This makes me a happy Irish man
i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit
The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella.
you are my hero